Monday, December 12, 2011

Review: Scary School by Derek the Ghost

Scary School by Derek the Ghost
Amazon Book Description:
You think your school's scary?

Get a load of these teachers:
Ms. Fang, an 850-year-old vampire
Dr. Dragonbreath, who just might eat you before recess
Mr. Snakeskin—science class is so much more fun when it's taught by someone who's half zombie
Mrs. T—break the rules and spend your detention with a hungry Tyrannosaurus rex!
Plus
Gargoyles, goblins, and Frankenstein's monster on the loose
The world's most frighteningly delicious school lunch
And
The narrator's an eleven-year-old ghost!
My thoughts:
Original, witty, clever, creative, silly, and a little twisted - all wrapped up in a great little story about what it means to be friends. 
It's filled with scary monsters, crazy humans, terrifying teachers, a bunch of dead kids and a load of life lessons.  The kids will be laughing from the very start.
I enjoyed the story.  It's a bit silly for the adult in me, a bit twisted for the parent in me, and wonderful for the kid in me.  I am sure that this book will be a huge hit with middle schoolers all over!  The illustrations are fantastic.  The characters are wonderful.  The writing is vividly descriptive and oh so clever.  If you enjoy a play on words - this is for you.  
I think it would make for a fun read-aloud and you could use it for a number of different lessons from character building to history and science (never math - you'll understand when you read it).  I love that you can read a secret chapter if you pass Ms. Fang's on-line quiz.  
This is the first in what will be a series by Derek the Ghost.  Don't miss it!

Sunday, December 11, 2011

New Book Info!!! Untraceable by S.R. Johannes

I must begin this post with an apology - I was planning to have this book birthday post published on the actual book birthday, but I dropped the ball and didn't get it done.  Shelli, I am so sorry to have let you down.
So.... now......
It's new ~ it's exciting ~ you have to check this out!!!
Untraceable: The Nature of Grace - Book 1 by S.R. Johannes

Amazon Product Description:
Grace has lived in the Smokies all her life, patrolling with her forest ranger father who taught her about wildlife, tracking, and wilderness survival. When her dad goes missing on a routine patrol, Grace refuses to believe he’s dead and fights the town authorities, tribal officials, and nature to find him. One day, while out tracking clues, Grace is rescued from danger by Mo, a hot guy with an intoxicating accent and a secret. As her feelings between him and her ex-boyfriend get muddled, Grace travels deep into the wilderness to escape and find her father. Along the way, Grace learns terrible secrets that sever relationships and lives. Soon she’s enmeshed in a web of conspiracy, deception, and murder. And it’s going to take a lot more than a compass and a motorcycle (named Lucifer) for this kick-butting heroine to save everything she loves.
Here is what Kimberly Derting (author of The Body Finder) has to say about it:
"Grace is a spunky, independent, nature girl who doesn't need a boy to save her. With wilderness survival, a juicy love triangle, and more twists and turns than a roller coaster, this fast-paced novel had me holding my breath until the very last page - and still begging for more!"
Kirkus Reviews says:
This thrilling story is a dramatic entanglement of mystery, deception and teen romance, The action flows like a brisk mountain stream interspersed with rapids, holding suspense to the last page."
This is what S.R. Johannes tells us:
The book is a contemporary wilderness thriller with a strong girl main character.
16 year old Grace was reared in the wilderness. Her first pet was a bear named Simon. Her first potty, an Oak tree. And, her first swing, a forest vine. Grace has lived in the Smokies her whole life, patrolling with her forest ranger father who taught her everything he knew about wildlife, tracking, and wilderness survival. But when Grace's dad goes missing on a routine patrol, unlike everyone in her sleepy mountain town, she refuses to believe he's dead. When a Cheetos bag and stolen government file materialize, Grace is convinced she's one step closer to proving all the non-believers wrong.
Then one day while out tracking clues, Grace is rescued from imminent danger by Mo, a hot guy with an intoxicating accent, that's definitely not from her neck of the woods, and a secret. Grace has never felt a connection like this before, certainly not with her ex-boyfriend, the adoring, but decidedly unrugged Wyn.
Now with renewed confidence, Grace travels deeper into the wilderness that has always been her refuge only to learn that her father's disappearance is not a mere coincidence. Soon she's enmeshed in a web of conspiracy, deception, and murder. And it's going to take a lot more than a compass and a motorcycle (named Lucifer) for this kickass heroine to emerge from an epidemic that's spreading like wild fire, threatening everything and everyone she's ever loved.
You can buy a copy of this great book by clicking HERE.

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Blog Tour: The Next Thing I Knew by John Corwin (Giveaway too!)

This virtual book tour is presented by Bewitching Book Tours!
You can see the entire tour schedule by clicking HERE.
Welcome to The Wormhole and my day on the tour!
Please welcome John Corwin!
John Corwin has been making stuff up all his life. As a child he would tell his sisters he was an alien clone of himself and would eat tree bark to prove it.


In middle school, John started writing for realz. He wrote short stories about Fargo McGronsky, a young boy with anger management issues whose dog, Noodles, had been hit by a car. The violent stories were met with loud acclaim from classmates and a great gnashing of teeth by his English teacher.


Years later, after college and successful stints as a plastic food wrap repairman and a toe model for GQ, John once again decided to put his overactive imagination to paper for the world to share and became an author.
Guest post from John himself:
The Writing Process

I established in another article that the reason I write is to fulfill my need for world domination and control the fate of the universe, even if it's a pretend one.  But I'm pretty sure that my millions of loyal fans also want to know how I write.  Unfortunately, my spam filter weeds out the vast majority of fan emails so I tend to extrapolate from one or two emails what the rest of my massive loyal fan base wants to know about dear old moi.

Everywhere I read about writing methods it's always the Planners versus the Pantsers.

Planners, obviously, are those anally-retentive types who write an outline, sketch out the details of the book, and then flesh in the skeleton from there.

Pantsers are the ones who think, "It would be so totally sweet to write a book about a girl who can walk on her hands and clap her feet together at the same time!"  And then they write the book without planning it much more than that.

I've written using both methods.  One thing I discovered from both is that while planning does have the advantage of giving you some direction, by the time you've hit a hundred pages, you'll find the characters have decided to take things another direction.

"Which is why I'm totally gonna pants my story about Sally, the hand-walking, foot-clapping wonder girl!" you may shout in glee as you prematurely celebrate your victory over the evil planners.

By the time I starting writing The Next Thing I Knew, I decided it was time for a new action plan.  So I did something that I'm pretty sure nobody has ever done:  I combined methods.  Before you collapse from the sheer genius I've just displayed, let me explain.  And then you may collapse.

First, I write out a premise.  Second, I sketch out an entire synopsis that tells the story from beginning to end.  Third, I write a one-sentence description for each of the first few chapters.  For example:

Chapter 1 – Jimmy finds a rock, glues beady eyes on it, and names it Gunther T. Higgins but discovers that Billy's pet rock already has the same name.
Chapter 2 – Billy wants to fight Jimmy to determine who gets to keep the name Gunther T. Higgins for their rock.
Chapter 3 – The rocks come to life, reveal themselves as aliens from Easter Island, and judge the human species as terrible pet rock owners.
Chapter 4 – The world is taken over by alien space rocks.

After that, I write the chapters without planning out every single detail.  For the most part it seems to work although the editing phase brings new challenges.  By the way, I've already patented my new method under the name Plantsing.  If anyone tries to steal this idea, alien space rocks will pay you a visit!

Now that I've revealed the genius behind my madness…or something like that, how would you write a book?

Thanks for having me!
The Next Thing I Knew
                      By John Corwin

Humanity is extinct

When Lucy Morgan drops dead along with everyone else on Earth she refuses to take death lying down even if, technically, her corpse is.

She drags her ghostly social life back from the grave and enlists her friends to figure out the rules of the afterlife. More importantly, they want to discover who or what killed everyone and why the heck anyone would do such a mean thing.

But what they discover changes everything. And if they can't figure out how to put their newfound ghostly powers to work, humanity will be extinct for good.


purchase links:
 BN: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-next-thing-i-knew-john-corwin/1104808377

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Review: Christmas with a Vampire

Christmas with a Vampire: 

A Christmas Kiss\The Vampire Who Stole Christmas\Sundown\Nothing Says Christmas Like a Vampire\Unwrapped


Amazon Product Description:
Prepare for an exhilarating journey across the boundary of death into a shadowy, daring new world. As darkness falls on another year, five fanged rebels are ready to celebrate like never before.
It's a time for bloodlust and stolen kisses, for clandestine bites and forming new bonds beneath the mistletoe. Succumb to the forbidden as these powerful vampires give you a Christmas you'll never forget….
My thoughts: 
This was a great read!  I enjoyed each story very much.  I found myself falling in love with the characters from the start of each new story.  I kept thinking, "Oooh, this one is my favorite!" and then I would turn to the next one, fall in love with those characters and think that about that again.  
I love vampire stories but had never read anything by any of these authors so I was excited to read "new to me" authors.  (I am still trying to decide who I think is on the cover).  Each short story is an original, fairly powerful love story and are all well written.

A Christmas Kiss by Merline Lovelace: Great characters, twisty plot.
The Vampire Who Stole Christmas by Lori Devoti: Super great characters! Multifaceted theme - revenge, need, desire, self worth and the meaning of love.  
Sundown by Linda Winstead Jones: Great characters.  Connected with Abby (I've worked in the bar industry for over 20 years!) and fell in love with Leo.  New spin on vampire powers that was refreshing.  
Nothing Says Christmas Like a Vampire by Lisa Childs: Super story.  This one had me from the go.  Intriguing family ties, great characters and the invincibility of true love.  Don't miss it.
Unwrapped by Bonnie Vanak: Wonderful characters, new look at the vampire/werewolf battle.  Long lost love, opposing families, treachery, hope...it's all here.  (and I LOVE the ugly doll bit!)
A must read for vampire fans!

Once again I have been MIA for a few days - Sorry!

Winners!!!

Book Lover's Holiday Giveaway Hop Winner:  morganlafey86!

The Chosen by Sheenah Freitas: sammykeyes1!

Laura Kaye Giveaway: marypres!

Immortalis Giveaway: paige

I will be emailing all of you shortly!  Congratulations and thanks to everyone who entered all these giveaways!

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Blog Tour: Immortalis Series by Katie Salidas (and a chance to enter two giveaways!)

This Virtual Book Tour is presented by Bewitching Book Tours.
You can see the entire tour schedule by clicking HERE.
Welcome to The Wormhole and my day on the tour!
It is my great pleasure to feature a guest post from author 
Katie Salidas!
First off, I’d like to say thank you for having me and Alyssa here today. 
For those of you who don’t know Alyssa, she’s a very young vampire. 
She debuted the story of her transformation in Immortalis Carpe Noctem 
and was again in Hunters and Prey. 
She is again the main character of my latest release, 
Book three in the Immortalis Series 
Pandora’s Box.
"Alyssa, can you please step forward and tell us a little something about yourself?" A petite woman, with a long mane of straight auburn hair, stands up from a folding chair. "Yeah, sure, no problem Kate," She says with a smile, flashing her brilliant white teeth. Her tiny fangs, poke out just a little, reminding me of what she truly is. In one graceful blur of motion, she joins me at the makeshift podium. "Um Alyssa, its Katie, not Kate," I cautiously remind her.
Her twilight, blue-grey eyes meet mine. I quickly look away, not wanting to be mesmerized by her stare. "Sorry," she says cheerfully. "I was just trying to give you a pet name. You know, a term of endearment." She finishes with a little snort of a laugh.
I shudder for a second. I don't want to be any vampires, pet.
"Anyway," Alyssa turns to face the crowd. "I'm Alyssa... but then you already know
that. I am, or was twenty-five when I was turned. Oh yeah, and I'm a vampire...but...you probably know that already too." She fumbles nervously with her fingers and looks down at her feet. “Wow..Uhh...Um... I feel so unprepared for this. I don't know what else to say. I'm not really used to being the center of attention, unless Nicholas is making me the butt if his jokes. He's a bit of a jerk," she adds with a nervous laugh.
“Why don’t you talk about your clan?” I suggest.
She blinks a few times, takes a deep breath, and focuses again on the crowd. "Okay. I can do that. So, I was turned by Lysander. He's my, um, Mate. That's the term most vampire's I've met, use to describe the person they are with. It seems words like: boyfriend, fiancé, or Husband, aren't really part of their vocabulary. Weird, I know. I guess he could also be called my master or my maker, I don't know about you, but those words just don't sit right with me. He's a pretty good guy though, once you get past the over protectiveness."
Alyssa chews on her nails for a moment, as if trying to figure out what to say next.
"I’m not sure what to talk about here. Maybe I'll just let you guys tell me what you want to know. Ask me anything. As long as it doesn't involve me giving away too many secrets, I'll be happy to answer. So tell me, what would you like to know about me?"
Beverly asks:  “What’s it like? You know, being a vampire.”
“Uh, well…Not much different from regular life. Diet kind of sucks, and I won’t be getting a tan anytime soon, but it has its perks.”
Beverly asks: “Okay. What are the perks?”
“Well, my sire, Lysander. The guy who turned me. He is pretty hot. Imagine the statue of David coming to life: tall, dark messy hair, perfect muscles, gorgeous eyes… and all mine.” Alyssa giggles. “Besides that there’s the usual,” she said, flippantly waving her hand in the air. “Strength, speed, ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound… Oh, wait, that’s Superman.” Alyssa winks at the crowd.
Beverly asks: “So, Alyssa – as a vampire you now have new abilities such as speed, heightened senses, strength, etc. Which do you like the best?”
“Hmmm, well, since I still haven’t mastered mind reading I’d have to say a close second would be, hypnosis. I love to play with that ability. This one time I had a guy come after me with a knife and I stopped him dead in his tracks. Then I made him take the knife and…” Alyssa is interrupted by the sound of Katie clearing her throat.
“Oh, um, Sorry.” Alyssa looks at Katie with a sheepish grin. “Next question please.”
Beverly asks: “How do you feel about no longer being human? Was it much of
an adjustment?”
Alyssa ponders the question a little before responding. “Well, I like the idea of immortality. As my friend, Crystal likes to say, it’s the best anti-wrinkle remedy out there.” She gives a little chuckle. “Seriously though, I like being a vampire, it’s fun for the most part to have  such power and know I am not 
going to die anytime soon. The hardest thing about the whole, vampire thing is the bloodlust. I can smell a mortal from quite a distance, and let me tell you, it’s a great scent.” She closes her eyes as a serene smile crosses her face. A pleasurable sigh escapes her lips as her tongue traces the edges of her fangs. “Think of it like smelling fresh baked cookies, or homemade apple pie. It’s really hard to resist such a sweet, warm, inviting scent.” She blinks her eyes and shakes her head, before focusing back on the audience. “Controlling my natural instincts, in order to not mistakenly harm an innocent person is no easy task. That’s the hardest part in all of this. I would hate to make a mistake again and accidentally kill another innocent. The other minor inconveniences are tolerable. I was always more of a night person anyway. I mean, I can always get a spray tan if I want to appear like I’ve been in the sun.”
Beverly asks:  “How many people have you killed?”
“I’m not answering that. That’s a loaded question, like when a chick asks her boyfriend how many girls he’s slept with. Next question please.”
Beverly asks: “How often do you go out for blood… er a drinks?"
“That’s a little better. In the beginning, I had to, um…snack,” she giggles, “every night. Now, I can go a few days without needing blood. I’ve seen some of the older ones go more than a month without having to drink.”
Beverly asks:  “So what else can you tell me? How about, weaknesses. Let’s say I needed to kill you. What is it? Garlic, stakes through the heart, holy water?”
“Right.” Alyssa laughs. “With that line of questioning, you think I’m going to tell you? Let’s just leave it at, none of the above, for now.”
Beverly asks: Fair enough. Moving on… So, Alyssa, now that you're a vampire, do you still care about ordinary entertainment? Playing games, dancing?”
“Yeah, we’re just like you.” She winks. “I love movies, video games, and gambling. Just not going to clubs. I had a really bad experience last time I was dragged out to go dancing. I’m not doing that again. But, yeah, were still into all the same kinds of things we enjoyed in our mortal life. I’ve been trying to convince Lysander to get me a Wii..” Alyssa makes an odd hand swinging motions as if she is holding a remote control. “And I just can’t wait to see the second part of that vampire movie, what’s it called, Breaking Dawn? It’s always funny to see how Hollywood portrays your kind. Maybe Katie will let me give you a vampire’s review of it.” Alyssa giggles.  “Guess my time is up. It’s been so fun talking with all of you. I hope to see you again.”
Book Blurbs and information:::::::
Immortalis Series, Book 3
Primary Genre: Urban Fantasy
Secondary Genre: Paranormal Romance
Adult Content: Some strong language.
Page Count: 238 Word Count: 65,000
Print Publishing Date: July 12th 2011
Publisher: Rising Sign Books, LLC. Author: Katie Salidas
Synopsis:
After a few months as a vampire, Alyssa thought she’d learned all she needed to know about the supernatural world. But her confidence is shattered by the delivery of a mysterious package – a Pandora’s Box.
Seemingly innocuous, the box is in reality an ancient prison, generated by a magic more powerful than anyone in her clan has ever known. But what manner of evil could need such force to contain it?
When the box is opened, the sinister creature within is released, and only supernatural blood will satiate its thirst. The clan soon learns how it feels when the hunter becomes the hunted.
Apparently powerless against the ancient evil, the clan flees Las Vegas for Boston, with only a slim hope for salvation. Could Lysander’s old journals hold the key? And what if they don’t? And how welcome will they be in a city run by a whole different kind of supernatural being?
Immortalis Series, Book 2 Primary Genre: Urban Fantasy Secondary Genre: Paranormal Romance Adult Content: Some strong language. No sexual content.
Page Count: 263
Word Count: 75,000 Publisher: Rising Sign Books, LLC. Print Publishing Date: December 10, 2010 Author: Katie Salidas Synopsis:
Becoming a vampire saved Alyssa from death, but the price was high: the loss of everything and everyone attached to her mortal life. She’s still learning to cope when a surprise confrontation with Santino Vitale, the Acta Sanctorum’s most fearsome hunter, sends her fleeing back to the world she once knew, and Fallon, the friend she’s missed more than anything.
Alyssa breaks vampire law by revealing her new, true self to her old friend, a fact which causes strong division in the group that should support her most: her clan.
Worse yet, her revelation entangles Fallon in the struggle between vampires and hunters and The Acta Sanctorum is ready to attack again, with a new army of hybrid creations: the Frenzy Soldiers.
If Alyssa hopes to survive and keep her mortal friend safe, she’ll have to be willing to make a deal with the enemy, and regain her clan’s support. It will take everyone working together in a precarious truce to fight against the Acta Sanctorum’s new threat.
Carpe Noctem Immortalis Series, Book 1 Primary Genre: Urban Fantasy
Secondary Genre: Paranormal Romance
Adult Content: Some strong language. No sexual content. Page Count: 323 Word Count: 85,000 Publisher: Rising Sign Books, LLC. Print Publishing Date: March 2, 2010 Author: Katie Salidas Synopsis:
Bleeding to death after brutal mugging on the campus of UNLV, Twenty-five year old Alyssa, is rescued by the cold and aloof, vampire, Lysander. Taking pity on her, he shares the gift-and curse-of immortality. She awakens as a vampire and is soon devastated by harsh realities of her new way of life: the loss of her friends, her independence, and her humanity.
As if having her humanity stripped away was not enough to make life interesting, Alyssa finds out her “turning”, did not go unnoticed by the rest of undead society. Old enemies; an ancient sect of vampire hunters, known as the Acta Sanctorum, as well as a powerful Vampire mistress, each set plans in motion to destroy both Alyssa and Lysander.
Only by accepting her newfound immortality, seizing the night, will Alyssa hope to survive. She and Lysander must fight together against two sets of enemies bent on destroying them both.
Katie Salidas is a Super Woman! Endowed 
with special powers and abilities, beyond 
those of mortal women, She can get the 
munchkin off to gymnastics, cheerleading, 
Girl Scouts, and swim lessons. She can put 
hot food on the table for dinner while assisting 
with homework, baths, and bedtime… And, 
She still finds the time to keep the hubby 
happy (nudge nudge wink wink). She can do 
all of this and still have time to write.
And if you can believe all of those lies, 
there is some beautiful swamp land in Florida for sale…
Katie Salidas resides in Las Vegas, Nevada. Mother, wife, and author, 
she does try to do it all, often causing sleep deprivation and many nights 
passed out at the computer.  Writing books is her passion, and she hopes 
that her passion will bring you hours of entertainment.
http://www.katiesalidas.com/
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And now - the giveaway! The prize: an e-copy of one of the books in the Immortalis series. Winner to choose book title from the three featured on this post. To enter you must be 18+ and a follower of The Wormhole! Winner will be chosen by random.org on December 11, 2011.
In addition there is a tour wide giveaway!
The Grand Prize is a signed set of all 3 books in the Immortalis Series with book swag. 
Open to International Shipping. Winner to Be Chosen January 1, 2012